There’s A Zoo That Will Name A Cockroach After Your Ex, Just In Time For Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is this Friday, and if you’re not really feeling the love this year because of a crappy ex, this might be the perfect solution. There are two zoos…

Cameron Moore

Updated Feb 11, 2020 9:16 AM EST

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: A Steward holds the losing cockroaches in Race 2 during Cockroach Racing at the Story Bridge Hotel which was held as part of Australia Day celebrations January 26, 2004 in Brisbane, Australia. (Photo by Jonathan Wood/Getty Images)

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Valentine's Day is this Friday, and if you're not really feeling the love this year because of a crappy ex, this might be the perfect solution.

There are two zoos in Texas that will let you get revenge on your ex in the best way. The San Antonia Zoo and the El Paso Zoo are running campaigns through Valentine's Day where you can name a cockroach after your ex, then have it fed to an animal.

And you don't even have to worry that you don't live in Texas, because you can stream the whole thing on their social media pages.

CLICK HERE for more info.

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