A School Assignment Compares Pizza To Sex Acts
Parents were furious when their 13 and 14-year-old kids were asked to compare their favorite pizza to sex acts for a school assignment.
The assignment read, “We can use pizza as a metaphor for sex! When you order pizza with your friends, everyone checks in about each other’s preferences, right?” The page continued, “Some people might be vegan, some might be gluten-free. Others might love pineapple, while others prefer pepperoni.”
“The same goes with sex!” The assignment concluded. “You have to check in with your partner(s) and ask for their preferences.” After the assignment was posted online, several parents took to social media to criticize the “crude” nature of the task – and even more, concerned parents took to the school board. The school has admitted the assignment was a mistake.
I’m not mad at comparing pizza to sex acts. I love pizza toppings and sex!