24/7 Sports Put Out A Funny Names List And A UNCC Player Is On It
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In a call-back to the days of “Key and Peele’s East/West Bowl” team position announcements, it’s time to look at the best names in college football for 2023. This is an annual product that comes out of After sorting through rosters across the FBS, here is 247Sports' All-Name Team for the 2023 college football season. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZnNbS7vksB
— 247Sports (@247Sports) July 21, 2023?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1682502704474779648%7Ctwgr%5E8f0e78949fe58057eadf28179bfc6bf3b1a987f0%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.barstoolsports.com%2Fblog%2F3475416%2Fthe-newly-released-2023-college-football-all-name-team-may-go-down-as-the-greatest-in-history" target="_blank" rel="noopener">24/7 Sports and is always entertaining. UNCC player Panda Askew made this list this year! The 6-3 291 pound offensive lineman is from Greenville, North Carolina. His real name is Jaden. He took the nickname Panda years ago after baseball player Panda Sandavol. Baseball is Panda’s second love. If he was a wide receiver and fast we could’ve called him “Panda Express!”
Here are the best names, along with their schools, to look out for on the field in the upcoming season…for real.
- General Booty (QB) – Oklahoma
- DeColdest Crawford (WR) – Louisiana Tech
- Rowdy Beers (TE) – FIU
- Parker Titsworth (OL) – Ohio University
- Jaden Muskrat (OL) – Auburn
- Panda Askew (OL) – Charlotte
- Tiger Shanks (OL) – UNLV
- Fish McWilliams (DL) – UAB
- Octavious Oxendide (DL) – UK
- Shittah Silah (DL) – Boston College
- Memorable Factor (LB) – Duke
- Pig Cage (LB) – UTSA
- Moh Bility (DB) – North Texas
- Koolaid McKinstry (DB) – Alabama
- Storm Duck (DB) – UNC
- Major Burns (DB) – LSU
- Dude Person (DB) – Central Arkansas
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