Here’s the List of Dad Jokes We Used For Our “Dad Joke Christmas” Segment
Christmas Eve Dinner
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Where we sit around the dinner table, or on the couch and we talk to family members and friends we may not usually see during the year. As a dad…I’m pretty proud of my own dad jokes, and my son Dean has even started keeping a collection of jokes to use for himself!
Here are some of the dad jokes that we used at our on-air dinner this morning:
- What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
- What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
- You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
- Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
- I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
- Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
- I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
- What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.
Steve Maney’s radio career has taken him all over the US, from interning with Howard Stern to working with Elvis Duran, this radio veteran now calls Charlotte and Kiss 95.1 home. He is Kiss’ staple entertainment guy writing about his thoughts on local news and funny topics like the name of the male Karen. It’s so much to know, but Maney will deep dive into any topic to get you a great piece to read.
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