Here’s Some Jokes For National Tell a Joke Day
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In honor or National Tell A Joke Day here are a few one-liners from Reader’s Digest.
- I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
- Have you played the updated kids’ game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.
- A perfectionist walked into a bar…apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
- You know it is going to be a bad day when the letters in your alphabet soup spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
- A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.
- Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
- Question: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
- Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
- The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
- I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
- So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It’s not the end of the world.
- I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
- Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
- If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
- A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
- Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
- My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Link: Reader’s Digest
Steve Maney’s radio career has taken him all over the US, from interning with Howard Stern to working with Elvis Duran, this radio veteran now calls Charlotte and Kiss 95.1 home. He is Kiss’ staple entertainment guy writing about his thoughts on local news and funny topics like the name of the male Karen. It’s so much to know, but Maney will deep dive into any topic to get you a great piece to read.
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