Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Desperate For Alone Time
Most parents have hardly had any time to themselves since the coronavirus lockdown began since they’ve all been hunkered down with their children. Many have taken some drastic, and hilarious measures to get a few minutes to themselves, with many sharing their desperation on Twitter.
Well, “Huffington Post” has rounded up some of the funniest tweets about parents needing “alone time” and we bet a lot of moms and dads can relate.
They include:
I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 20, 2020
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parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 21, 2020
*Husband takes the kids outside so I can be alone
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 11, 2020
*Grab a book and sit down to relax ALL BY MYSELF for the first time in 8 weeks
Baby inside my uterus: *kicks* Bitch, you thought.
https://twitter.com/VisionBored1/status/1252658928455999490
Quarantine level: I let my 3yo play with playdoh before 8am and I didn’t even try to stop her when she started combining colors cause it gave me a few min of peace and quiet
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 18, 2020
Husband and kids go out for a walk.
— Ohio mom of two 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #BLM (@OhioMomoftwo) May 24, 2020
Me: Ahhhhhhh....peace and quiet!
Neighbor: This is a perfect time for circular saw use.
Homeschooling Tip: if you count Tiktok in their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes you might get a few hours alone in peace.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 17, 2020
[8 AM]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 25, 2020
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: Why didn't you wake me?
7 got mad at me and didn't talk to me for a while hour.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 23, 2020
How do I make all 3 of them mad at me so I get a good solid hours peace?
Wrong answers only.
Live ~ Laugh ~ Lock yourself in the bathroom and enjoy some alone time today. You deserve it.
— Moderately Mom (@moderately_mom) May 3, 2020
If you see a car sitting in an abandoned parking lot, just know it's probably a mom, trying to get some peace, quiet, and work done. #Quarantine
— Kristen Mei Chase (@thatkristen) April 30, 2020
