Coronavirus-Related Church Signs That Will Make You Smile
NEGOMBO, SRI LANKA - APRIL 21: Sri Lankan officials inspect St. Sebastian's Church in Negombo, north of Colombo, after multiple explosions targeting churches and hotels across Sri Lanka on April 21, 2019, in Negombo, Sri Lanka. At least 207 people have been killed and hundreds more injured after multiple explosions rocked three churches and three luxury hotels in and around Colombo as well as at Batticaloa in Sri Lanka during Easter Sunday mass. According to reports, at least 400 people were injured and are undergoing treatment as the blasts took place at churches in Colombo city as well as neighboring towns and hotels, including the Shangri-La, Kingsbury and Cinnamon Grand, during the worst violence in Sri Lanka since the civil war ended a decade ago. Christians worldwide celebrated Easter on Sunday, commemorating the day on which Jesus Christ is believed to have risen from the dead. (Photo by Stringer/Getty Images)
While you may think of the church as a stuffy place, time and time again they’ve proven they have a sense of humor, at least when it comes to their church signs. Well, that humor hasn’t gone away in the time of the coronavirus, and now Bored Panda has gathered together some of the funniest coronavirus-related signs out there.
Church sign messages read:
- “6 feet apart today is better than 6 feet under tomorrow.”
- “We are praying and listening to the scientists.”
- “Jesus road an ass into Jerusalem, keep yours at home.”
- “Services canceled, God making house calls.”
- “Jesus can wash away sin, but you’ve still got to wash your hands.”
- “Wash your hands, don’t touch face. Hygenisis 24:7.”
- “What’s not canceled nature, puzzles, chalk drawing, love, hope.”
- “Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”
- “Jesus cleans the heart, we disinfect the pew.”
- “’Fear not – God,’ ‘Love one another – Jesus,’ ‘Wash your hands – CDC’.”
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