Have You Ever Wondered What Your Jeans Say About You?
If you ever wanted to know what your jeans told a woman about you, look no further.
Who knew there were so many jean styles that could predict your personality? According to women it’s an important part in determining a partner.
If you wear tapered jeans, you know the ones that make you look like you’re trying to make room for a third leg? You probably work at a fashion start up and value time over money so therefore will put little effort into picking a restaurant on our first date.
Skinny jeans are reserved for either tall, lanky fellas that embrace confidence or not-so-lanky fellas who eat a lot but don’t judge because their confidence is through the roof. Confidence is attractive so don’t mind if 75 percent of the bar thinks you’re a tool.
Those exaggerated butt pocket jeans.. in other words, all things True Religion. If you’re rocking these you spend too much money on material things trying not to look basic, and fail.
The baggy bootcut. These are usually flair or straight-legged and worn with untucked striped button-downs. You’re probably a good person who loves their hometown, but you’ve also never left. Leave these for the teens, please.
Good ole Wrangler Carpenter Jeans. It is immediately assumed you’re in your mid-40s but lie about your age and you probably get a kick out of retired NFL quarterback commercials. Fine if you have kids though.
The Luke Bryan-style, butt-hugging, fitted jeans. This look says you’re clean and probably volunteer as a mentor to change the lives of young boys. There is no specific demographic for these perfectly snug jeans, but they are highly encouraged.
Cropped jeans give off the impression that you’re active and dabble in a lot of things, which makes for good conversation. Every woman loves good conversation. However it also says you’re afraid of commitment and might be difficult to tie down. These are typically for the men who stay on the move.
European-esque acid wash ripped jeans say you are an unaware person. You’ll probably ask women on dates without any actual plans. Only foreigners deserve some slack on this one.
The light pink, yellow and pale blue pastel-colored jeans say you probably come from a good family on the Northeast Coast. You have a secure job after college even though you never held an internship. These are reserved for summer only. Don’t be that guy.
Last but not least, Jorts. There are no words. Just no.
What kind of jeans do you wear or prefer? Do they tell you a lot about a person? Head over to @theMRLshow and let us know!
