North Carolina Police ‘Apprehend’ Frightening Bathroom Intruder
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I’m generally not a fearful person. No situation, no man, no woman is frightful to me in any way. That being said, anyone who knows me will tell you I am positively petrified of snakes. And I don’t differentiate between “good” and “bad” snakes. The way I look at it, The Book of Genesis didn’t care to, so I won’t either. As a boy, I thought I was weak for being like this. After all, I grew up in Texas. Snakes are everywhere and I had friends that would pick them up and play with them like they were small, fuzzy dogs. Then, one man made it cool to be like me.
God bless, Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones.
Anyway, to this day even the thought of snakes stops me in my tracks. My greatest nightmare is coming face to face with one of these serpents in my bathroom. Seriously, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the dream of opening the toilet lid only to be confronted by a coiled snake. Thank the Lord I wake up immediately.
However, someone in Graham, North Carolina recently went into their bathroom and didn’t just find a snake. No, they found a MONSTROUS snake. And I’m not exaggerating.
How about the snarky caption from the Graham Police’s Facebook post? “Last night, officers responded to a home concerning a trespassing call. The caller was unsure how the trespasser had gotten inside and was surprised to discover the slippery suspect in the bathroom. Officers cleared the residence, and after brief standoff, Sgt. Way made the apprehension. The suspect was removed and relocated without incident.”
First off, relocated? The snake found its way in once, right? And second, If that was my bathroom incident, the po-po would also be having to remove me…off the floor…probably in the fetal position.