Bride Pooped On While Exchanging Vows
This could not have been on the list of “Fantasy Wedding Day” for this Florida bride. Beautiful day for an outdoor wedding? Check. My dress looking fabulous with me in it? Check. Handsome man who loves me ready to say, “I Do?” Check. Ok, deep breath, time to say my vows. Then, instead of ‘I _____ take you _____” what the ceremony witnesses hear is, “Did I just get s**t on?!”
Oh my. Captured forever on video and now immortalized on TikTok. What a nightmare. I mean, what do you do at that point? If you’re the groom, what do you say? Well, we have that answer. This guy’s move? “I don’t know.” Alas, this dude’s a keeper. There are not three words that will serve him better in marriage than those.
To the couple’s credit, they took it in stride (as best you can, I guess). As the wedding guests begin to laugh, she can be heard saying the obvious, “Are you kidding me?” Then, the one misstep by the groom, “It smells.” Dude, it’s bad enough that your bride just got crapped on, literally, on her day, but no bride EVER wants to hear she’s odiferous in a bad way.
Is this a sign? Only time will tell. Definitely a tough break to have to put the “worse” part in “for better or worse” in play on day one though, right?
@chiolafilms Bride gets pooped on during Vows!! This is good luck right?? #weddingtik #weddingvows #goodluck #birdpoop
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