The Battle To Be North Carolina’s Sexiest Collard Farmer
I’ve lived in the Tar Heel State since 2006. I’ve been coming to North Carolina to visit relatives my whole life before that. I didn’t think there was anything I hadn’t seen or heard of here. I was loud wrong. WHO KNEW there was such a “title” as “North Carolina‘s Sexiest Collard Farmer”
Meet Lee Berry. He’s the reigning, defending title holder and was 100% convinced he was a lock to retain the honor this year. You see, he took a certain photo that he felt NO ONE could resist. According to The Telegraph, Berry is described as wearing a crown to show off his status as the reigning champion and with five of the vegetable’s dark green leaves strategically placed to cover his modesty. You can click that link to see the picture as well.
And the picture is the problem. You see, the winner of North Carolina’s Sexiest Collard Farmer is determined by picture likes on the organizers Facebook page. And wouldn’t you know it, Berry’s photo has apparently run afoul of Meta’s community guidelines for decency.
You’re kidding me, right? This is all for fun. And Berry’s not the only contestant whose picture may disqualify them. David Correll posed in a bathtub surrounded by collard plants hiding all that needed to be hidden. However, it’s “indecent” as well.
In an effort to ward this kind of thing off next year, the organizer of the competition (who wishes to remain anonymous) promises to make sure the competitors will be made aware of required “PG” submissions.