10 Terrible One-Liner Jokes for National Tell A Joke Day!
Because life is quick, but it should be funny.
Happy National Tell A Joke Day to all our listeners out there. We wanted to help you out, so we made a list of ten terrible jokes you can use to impress some of your friends, coworkers, and family. Now go tell a joke and make some people laugh on this glorious Friday!
- Velcro – what a rip-off!
- I just went to an emotional wedding…even the cake was in tiers.
- What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
- What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
- Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
- I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
- What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
- Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
P.S. You must tell us if any of these got a laugh out of someone.
Alexis Zarycki is your average girl with the hopes of leaving an everlasting impact on the world. Follow her on Instagram @official_lexpaige
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