72 year old woman  was gored by a bison while trying to take a picture… Canadian Tire experienced a computer glitch that caused all items to scan as Mr. Potato Head… A NYC man who was killed during a skydiving accident was found not wearing his parachute… The captain of a hovercraft was forced to suspend a crossing because two passengers refused to wear their facemasks… Two women were arrested for drunk driving after one woman finished off a glass of wine upon the police’s arrival… A porn star filmed a public sex scene without a facemask is wanted by police for breaking Columbia’s health rules… Kayla Ron had been experiencing unexplained weight gain and abdominal pain that was ultimately due to a 50 pound cyst on her ovary… Officers responded to a call that a man had fallen through the floorboards of his house and into a well underneath the property in New England… An endangered spider monkey was found concealed in the console of a truck trying to get across the Mexican border… The python cowboy bagged an enormous female python earlier this month that measured 17 feet, 17 inches and weighed 135 pounds…