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DULLES, VIRGINIA - AUGUST 31: Refugees walk through the departure terminal to a bus at Dulles International Airport after being evacuated from Kabul following the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan on August 31, 2021 in Dulles, Virginia. The Department of Defense announced yesterday that the U.S. military had completed its withdrawal from Afghanistan, ending 20 years of war. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

TSA officials at the Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky airport pulled a woman out of line because of suspicious items in her carry-on.

Airport officials say Chelsea Cawood Trinidad was boarding a flight from Cincinnati to Tulsa, Oklahoma, when her bags were flagged by security. After a brief inspection, TSA agents said the eight dense torpedo-shaped items turned out to be eight tubes of Cincinnati’s famous Glier’s Goetta [[ Get-uh ]] sausage.

Trinidad said whenever she’s in Cincinnati visiting cousins, she always brings back the sausage for her friends in Tulsa. Next time she may want to ship it!

This reminds me of the time I was going on vacation with my fiancé after he just got back from Harry Pottery World in Florida. We got stopped by TSA because a weapon was found in his bag. The weapon? A wand. A not so magical wand. We all had a good laugh.