If You’re Suing Bagel Bites Then You’ve Never Had A Bagel Bite
I remember the first time I bit into a Bagel Bite and you probably do too. Bagel Bites are still in my top five favorite frozen snack food and football party must-haves. In my opinion, the only other greater frozen bagel food I’ve ever had were these buffalo chicken bagel bites that my Mom bought in the late 90s. They were discontinued and I was heartbroken! They were called Buffalo Busters and I haven’t been able to find them since 1999. As much as I miss those, Bagel Bites have always been a perfect snack regardless of when you decide indulge. That is until that first bite melts your face off.
This is why I remember the first time I bit into a Bagel Bite and why you probably do too. I continue to make the same mistake as a dude in his 30s who really knows better than to go right in when they’re fresh out of the oven or microwave. For this sole reason I’d understand why someone would try and file a lawsuit against them. It would be like the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit from back in the 90s. A woman in Wisconsin is trying to sue Bagel Bites claiming the quality of the pizza is too low. Is she expecting her bites to be gourmet little pizzas? This will be up for the courts to decide and if there’s a jury, well, that sure will be the most appetizing case I’ve ever heard of.
