With the whole family at home all the time, finding time for getting your romance on can be a challenge. One Redditor says she thought she and her husband had found the ideal time for a quickie…and they did…but they also got busted – thanks to a baby monitor. The mom shares that her four and six-year-olds had stashed the video baby monitor under her bed – so they “could watch the cat sleep” – and they ended up hearing, but not seeing, mom and dad’s romp.
The six-year-old came knocking at her door when she was getting dressed and told her they could hear her and asked why she was moaning because they “could hear it A LOT.” The mom quickly came up with a reasonable explanation – telling the kid “mom and dad had been doing yoga.” She explained that sometimes, she grunts when stretching and thought that would be the end of it. But instead, her son asked if the kids “could do yoga, too!”
So the mom ended up in her second compromising position of the day by sitting with her two kids, “making moaning noises while doing downward dog to make it seem normal.” At least she has a sense of humor about the whole thing, writing, “They are going to be so screwed up when they go to their first yoga class and they sound straight out of an amateur porn tape.”