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LauRen Has Got Nothing On One Woman’s Job Requirements For Her Nanny

And you guys thought I was asking a lot from a nanny?!?! Reporting for work at 4 am is looking pretty good right about now. One woman’s job posting for…

And you guys thought I was asking a lot from a nanny?!?! Reporting for work at 4 am is looking pretty good right about now. One woman's job posting for a nanny is going viral over her ridiculous request.

When you are looking to hire someone it’s important to be clear about what you expect, but this lady is putting it all out there!

Kimberly Harrington shared a job listing she found on LinkedIn and it has since gone viral thanks to its ridiculous list of demands. She titled her tweet, “I…challenge you to find ANYTHING more bananas bat sh*t than THIS. I DARE YOU,” and I don’t know if anyone should take that bet.

“Household Manager/Cook/Nanny needed for single mom entrepreneur CEO family in Menlo Park, CA.” While that’s simple enough, the requirements for the job are a bit outrageous. She starts off by saying she’s looking for someone who’s “well educated” with a “university degree or equivalent knowledge" which doesn't seem like a lot to ask but then you read the rest.

  • “Facilitate weekly household meeting with au pair and kids.”
  • “Build alliances with other kids’ parents and nannies.”
  • “Play simple basketball, volleyball, soccer and football.”
  • “Cooking organic foods that meet our allergy requirements.”
  • “Conduct research into vegan recipes and make modifications to regular recipes.”
  • “Planning vacations, camps and afterschool activities.”
  • “Correctly quantify how much fish to purchase for five people or how much chicken for 15.”
  • “Ski at least at an intermediate level.”
  • “Strategically think through vacation options based on developmental levels of the kids and the need for the mom to relax."

So basically she wants/needs a life partner without all the strings!

LauRen Merola Strager is a former NFL & NBA cheerleader turned radio host. LauRen is a former Miss Pennsylvania USA and is a proud wife and mother of two. She is the owner and chief editor for her fashion and lifestyle Blog “All Of The F-Words” and is a champion for the Autism community. You can read all about LauRen’s thoughts on motherhood, pageant life, and everyday life through her online content.