The Maney & LauRen Morning Show

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I woke up this morning and for some reason, today my white beard bothered me. I felt old looking at myself. I mentioned it on the air, and LauRen said you can color your beard with dye.

I never thought of that, I’d colored before back in the “boy band” days but never my white beard. So we did what any sensible person would do. No research, no questions, just going out to buy a box of Just For Men beard coloring. Our intern brought back medium brown for me, and when LauRen put it on at first it didn’t look bad.

Then it got darker – then it got really darker – then I tried to scrub it off in the bathroom! No luck. The funny thing is people are complimenting me on my socials… But I’m going to shave and scrub later. Update tomorrow!