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NEW YORK, NY - JULY 08: Actor Jason Momoa attends an evening with Jason Momoa and Thelma Adams at 92nd Street Y on July 8, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Rommel Demano/Getty Images)

The “no guy has all three” tweet has made it’s way around the Internet and it shows people are searching in vain for their perfect man. Users are listing their ideal trifecta and calling out guys everywhere for not having it. Some are serious, some are from song lyrics, and all of them point out where fellas are falling short, at least in the Twitterverse.

Click here to see the hilarious tweets.

Here are some of our favorites LOL

  • “Bath mat, toilet mat, sink mat”
  • “Chicken flavor ramen, steak flavor ramen, anything resembling vegetables”
  • “Juju eyeballs, toe jam football, hair down to his knee”
  • “Wii Remote, Wii Nunchuck, Wii Motion Plus”
  • “Eternal life, mind reader, shimmering skin”
  • “Slick as Gaston, quick as Gaston, neck as incredibly thick as Gaston’s”
  • “No girlfriend, interest in me, is in my league”
  • “A top sheet, a comforter, more than two pillows”
  • “Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills”
  • “A car his parents didn’t pay for, a clean pair of Vans, the balls to ask a girl out face to face”
  • “Wants you, needs you, ever gonna love you”
  • “8 pack abs, sports car, decision-making skills”