Having rules at the Kentucky Derby might be the dumbest thing next to having rules playing Paper Football. Which is the best game of All-Time.The Kentucky Derby use to be the Fastest two minutes in sports. But as of late it’s just been a plan gloomy, rainy day. Folks who attend the Kentucky Derby use to show up for the fashion show…the dresses, the Cole Haan shoes, the Steve Maddens, the slacks, the bow ties and we can’t forget about the hats…now they use the hats as umbrellas because the Kentucky Derby looks like it’s being held in Gotham City.
Now it’s controversy? Some horse cut in front of another horse and they have to change the winner and after alllll that…the damn horse that won will not race in the Preakness Stakes because he has become ill?
Well you know what that means? It’s gonna be some new glue in elementary schools across the country.