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We love the Internet for many reasons. Today’s reason consists of a new Reddit thread that asked teachers “What is one thing that you want your students to know that you’d never tell them in person?”

Here are some secrets that were revealed during the thread:

  • “Yes, I put you in a group with the kid you have a crush on intentionally. I’m stuck here with you 180 days a year – I want to see some drama.”

 

  • “Your parents are literally the worst part of my job.”

 

  • “The weed smell doesn’t magically disappear between the parking lot and my classroom.”

 

  • “If I know your name by the third day of a new school year, that means you’re probably an a**hole.”

 

  • “Yelling ‘f**k!’ in the hallways doesn’t make you a badass. Teachers are yelling ‘f*k’ in their heads all day long.”

 

  • “My students are the reason why I am second-guessing having my own kids.”

 

  • “When you think you are being a genius by getting me to talk about random things at the beginning of class instead of ‘teaching.’ I’m really allowing it to happen because I don’t have enough planned to cover a full class.”

 

  • “I can smell you. Everyone can. Please, for the love of god, use deodorant.”

 

  • “It’s just as weird for me as it is for you when we bump into each other in public.”

 

  • “A lot of us drink, smoke, and sleep around more than you do, and hearing you try to hide it as if it’s something we wouldn’t know about is richly ironic.”

 

  • “You’re not going to be YouTube famous. Sit the f**k down and listen.”

 

  • “I encourage my worst kids as much or more than my favorites because I don’t want them back in my class next year.”

 

  • “Yes, I do have favorite students. No, I won’t tell you who they are because that would discourage you, but yes, they’re probably who you imagine them to be.”

 

 

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