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The one thing I dislike about Thanksgiving is the cooks who take the shortcut. Get your lazy behind in that kitchen and cook everything from scratch.     I want my cranberry sauce from scratch. Don’t hold a can upside down and use your force to make the cranberry sauce slide out like it’s a can of Alpo. I want my cranberry sauce from scratch and I don’t even know how to do it but I know it can be done.

I want homemade biscuits. I want the dough, I want the rolling pin, I want the flower I want my biscuits from scratch. I want freshly squoozed yes squoozed lemonade. I don’t want Country Time. And lastly the age limit for Thanksgiving cooks is 70 years old. I know we all love Grandma but she can’t be in the kitchen shucking pees with her bad case of arthritis.

Follow these very simple rules and we’ll have an awesome Thanksgiving eating and watching my Dallas Cowboys kick a teams ass. #EasyMoneySon