MIAMI BEACH, FL - JULY 18: Jeff Baughman unwraps his Double Quarterpounder with cheese and a Super Fries and a Super Coke on July 18, 2002 at a McDonalds in Miami Beach, Florida. The health effects of an American diet of super-sized fast foods are becoming apparent as increasing numbers of children and adults are being treated for obesity. Studies seem to point to the fact that many overweight children and adults get a large portion of their calories by consuming too many sodas and sweetened juices and beverages. Sweetened drinks + "super-sized" meals + the convenience of fast food + a decrease in physical activity = a recipe for obesity. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Three things in life that are guaranteed…Taxes, Somebody on Maury failing a Lie Detector Test and the McRib will always make a comeback. The McRib is like a dead beat parent. It comes in our lives, bring us joy and then disappears months at a time and pop back up unexpectedly. Yes the McRib sandwich has comeback to McKie D’s once again. Now this is a damn shame because “We” or “Us” McDonald consumers don’t want the McRib to come back. All we want is that freaky ice cream machine to work! I may not feel like Dairy Queen or Cold Stone or Jeni’s, I just might want an old school caramel sundae with nuts. “I’m sorry sir our ice cream machine is down”…WHAT!? You telling me America can send a man to the moon but can’t fix a damn ice cream machine in a fast food restaurant? DJANGO PLEASE. Easy Money Son…QCB is out.