Why You Should Never Take Your Lady To The Strip Club (LIST)
Sometimes you just need things spelled out for you, and that’s what we are going to do. We get it guys, watching your girl get a lap dance can be…
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Sometimes you just need things spelled out for you, and that's what we are going to do.
We get it guys, watching your girl get a lap dance can be a turn on...for a minute. Let's just say...we don't know many one minute songs out there (and we're in the music business).
We came up with a few reasons to reconsider your grand plans of trading in boys night for a night at the strip club with your lady.
- Goodbye, Getaway: Bringing your lady may set up a dangerous precedent. For you - you may have related the strip club with all things non-relationship, but now...nothing is off limits.
- Different Taste In Music: There's nothing worse than someone requesting a bad song at the club. Imagine someone requesting a bad song for someone else to dance to. Your girl may be that person. She may not be, but it's best not to find out.
- She Hates It: It may sound like a good idea; her accompanying you- but one thing leads to another and things could turn bad.
- Your Boys Hate It: There are some places that just need to be off-limits to your significant other
- It Actually Catches On: It could go great- one date turns into a double date, then the whole crew brings their lady. Sounds great right? No. Absolutely not.
- Your Turn! You decompress by going out with the boys. She may decompress by going to book club. Did you ever stop to think about what if she asks you to return the favor? Yikes.
