To make light of the 50% divorce rate, that means there is a better chance for a single mom / dad later on in life! Does that mean you use your parents as your wingman/wingwoman?
Top signs your mom is your wingwoman:
- They start to show your cute baby pictures at the bar
- Before you guys walk away together they tell you to be home by curfew
- They want to know why drinks are so expensive
- They keep insisting you find a doctor
- They used their AARP card to get into the bar
- They keep asking the DJ to play some Bette Midler
- Your mom just hooked up with a chubby guy so you can have his model friend.. THAT’S THE REAL MVP!