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Texts To Get Out Of Every Holiday Obligation

Whether you accepted too many party invitations or your just not feeling like going anymore; here are some texts you can throw out there that will definitely get you out…

LONDON, ENGLAND – OCTOBER 19: An actor dressed as Santa poses for photographs next to a Christmas window display at Selfridges on October 19, 2017 in London, England. Selfridges is the first department store in the world to unveil its Christmas windows and full in-store displays led by the theme “With Love From”, a celebration of both the cities Selfridges calls home and people coming together. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)

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Whether you accepted too many party invitations or your just not feeling like going anymore; here are some texts you can throw out there that will definitely get you out of a sticky situation.

Take your pick and enjoy a free night!

  • "I'm so sry... woke up sick. Staying in :/"
  • "This week has been nutty, think I need to lay low tonight."
  • "OMG. That's tonight!? I'm the LITERAL WORST"
  • "Traffic is insane! Won't make it. Hugs to everyone."
  • "You're not gonna believe this. I'm stuck at work. FML."
  • "Will try my best to be there, but things are CRAY RN."
  • "Oh no, thought I told you I couldn't make it make it! Send my <3."
  • "Taking the night for myself. #selfcarealert!"
  • "Wait-- LITERALLY walking to my car Rn and it's straighter up missing???"
  • "I'm grounded. I grounded myself.  YAS QUEEN! It's the new meditation."
  • "HAHAHA you're gonna LITERALLY DIE... I'M OUT OF TOWN!!!"
  • "Is Anthrax still a thing? A lil worried someone just sent me some in the mail."
  • "OMFG abducted by kind, benevolent aliens. See you Monday!"
  • "Who dis?"

So.......... some of these might be a little better than others. But we trust your better judgement to choose.

Do you have any excuses you tend to fall on to get out of plans? Let us know @theMRLshow !